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...at Albuquerque Indoor Karting! That's my kinda date! Problem is she doesn't have enough testosterone to match my style of driving, though I can't complain because she definately isn't a MORF (see: [M]ale or [F]emale). On the front straight of lap two I was purposefully trailing by about 3 karts, setting up for the best pit maneuver in history. Armed with a big, toothy grin all I could think was, "Yeah bitch! You ain't got no idea what's comin'!" That's when it happened...the epiphany!
Amidst heavy braking and with only seconds to spare I abruptly changed my mind; I decided the shocker maneuver (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)) later that night would prove much more rewarding for both of us. I slammed the red pedal, the tires screamed in disdain and, oblivious to the danger that lurked she was allowed the inside line.
Good decision, I might add. That shit was ripe for the pickens!
Anyway, I'd like to go back with some drivers that aren't afraid to play chicken under braking. Anyone down? My fastest lap was a 29.8 but I know I can do much better. If those karts get sideways your lap times go to shit 'cause they have about 1 lb/ft of torque.
Amidst heavy braking and with only seconds to spare I abruptly changed my mind; I decided the shocker maneuver (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)) later that night would prove much more rewarding for both of us. I slammed the red pedal, the tires screamed in disdain and, oblivious to the danger that lurked she was allowed the inside line.
Good decision, I might add. That shit was ripe for the pickens!Anyway, I'd like to go back with some drivers that aren't afraid to play chicken under braking. Anyone down? My fastest lap was a 29.8 but I know I can do much better. If those karts get sideways your lap times go to shit 'cause they have about 1 lb/ft of torque.
