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10.00 street projections from Josef J.
Bitchstang comes close to winning again, but pieces of his motor are found in Indonesia and Chile after the un-earthly explosion during his final run. He soon takes a small boat out on the pacific to retireve some rod-bolts because he is convinced they can be re-used to save him some cash.
Scott shows up with a 12pt cage and a parachute.
Badnews holds a long catch-pole out of his window with hopes to "De-Spoke" the front wheel of Blue Magic. Art Crosses the finish line first, however his bike does not.
Solidtech loads the shop onto the biggest flat-bed trailer you've ever seen and begins to tow the entire shop to the track with the 200+ thousand mile shop truck. They make it, and the Juggernaut gets the furthest in the series out of any street car running 10.00.
Termin8r shits the turbo out of his car racing Rex on the way to the track. Luckily, Courtney is FINALLY worth something when she hands him the biggest hair-dryer man has ever seen. Termy goes 9.65 with a pink Chi hair-dryer attached to an industrial power inverter. Crowd goes wild.
Jerry is busted with a 12'er in his intercooler tank and Scott arrests him for DWI.
Trey gets HAMMERED.
The Santa Fe guys get 86'ed after they try to burn Zozobra again... at the pizza shack. It turns out the fiestas followed them here and it also seems like they found Jerry's beer stash.
Greengo falls on his ass in the staging lanes AGAIN. However, this time he manages to take Cysco with him... resulting in the sickest ground & pound match ever seen at the drag strip.
Jed wishes he could jump in for Cysco, but the potato salad got the best of him and it seems like he'll be clocked in at the Porta-Potty a little later than usual.
My tiny pit-bull bites the ever loving SHIT out of Kieth.
The overall winner of the night is Rick Danger...
Thats all. Be sure to make it out for a good time.
Bitchstang comes close to winning again, but pieces of his motor are found in Indonesia and Chile after the un-earthly explosion during his final run. He soon takes a small boat out on the pacific to retireve some rod-bolts because he is convinced they can be re-used to save him some cash.
Scott shows up with a 12pt cage and a parachute.
Badnews holds a long catch-pole out of his window with hopes to "De-Spoke" the front wheel of Blue Magic. Art Crosses the finish line first, however his bike does not.
Solidtech loads the shop onto the biggest flat-bed trailer you've ever seen and begins to tow the entire shop to the track with the 200+ thousand mile shop truck. They make it, and the Juggernaut gets the furthest in the series out of any street car running 10.00.
Termin8r shits the turbo out of his car racing Rex on the way to the track. Luckily, Courtney is FINALLY worth something when she hands him the biggest hair-dryer man has ever seen. Termy goes 9.65 with a pink Chi hair-dryer attached to an industrial power inverter. Crowd goes wild.
Jerry is busted with a 12'er in his intercooler tank and Scott arrests him for DWI.
Trey gets HAMMERED.
The Santa Fe guys get 86'ed after they try to burn Zozobra again... at the pizza shack. It turns out the fiestas followed them here and it also seems like they found Jerry's beer stash.
Greengo falls on his ass in the staging lanes AGAIN. However, this time he manages to take Cysco with him... resulting in the sickest ground & pound match ever seen at the drag strip.
Jed wishes he could jump in for Cysco, but the potato salad got the best of him and it seems like he'll be clocked in at the Porta-Potty a little later than usual.
My tiny pit-bull bites the ever loving SHIT out of Kieth.
The overall winner of the night is Rick Danger...
Thats all. Be sure to make it out for a good time.
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