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I just received this email & I'm sooo happy!

LETTER FOR OWNER NOTIFICATION
Walter Delong <[email protected]>


RE: (Unclaimed Stock)

Attention :


This email is strictly directed at you in regards to the release of your long
term Inheritance funds owed to you/relative by the Federal Government sector...
Department of Revenue.


I am an Unclaimed Property Locator and my job is to match up lost money with
the rightful owner and it looks like we have a match, so it looks like you have
might have $Million Us Dollars coming back to
you!!!. The Securities & Exchange Commission estimates 3 million lost
stockholders are entitled to unclaimed stock worth $10 billion. Additionally,
$500 million in stock dividends and bond interest
payments go uncashed each year. A wave of corporate mergers, acquisitions,
restructuring s, share spin-offs and name changes has dramatically increased
the amount of lost stock and unclaimed
dividends.


If you're a stockholder or old relative in a company that merged or was
acquired, you may be entitled to collect spin-off shares, cash distributions or
dividends from the restructuring, even if shares were
sold long ago. Former owners of AT&T, for example, may be eligible to
receive shares in nearly a dozen other companies.


Perhaps the largest source of unclaimed stock over the last several years has
resulted from the recent demutualization of major life insurance companies,
including Metropolitan Life (MetLife),
Prudential, Equitable, MONY, John Hancock and others. Demutualization is the
process of converting a mutual life insurance company, which is owned by its
policyholders, into a publicly traded stock company owned
by shareholders. Literally millions of policyholders and heirs aren't aware
they are entitled to claim billions in demutualization compensation.


Did a deceased relative invest in stocks or bonds? Were stock certificates lost
or destroyed? In most cases they can be replaced. Even if a stock or mutual fund
is no longer listed on an exchange do
not assume it's worthless - shares may still have significant value, even
if a company filed eventually filed bankruptcy.


I will give you sample opportunity to confirm the existence and take possession
of the funds. I will also consult with you, if you desire, on how to claim your
funds.

Congratulations !"

Sincerely,
Walter Delong
Property Locator

Don't worry I'll share & being rich will not change me as a person.... I promise :)
 

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I got it in a email... It has to be true! LOL
 

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And I got a letter for some cream to add a few inch's to my member.


So I ordered it and tried it. (Don't tell Lucille)


AND THE SHIT FUCKING BACKFIRED AND NOW I HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO PEE.





Lu
 

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^^ Dahahaha
 

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Done Brett. :)
 

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Sweet! I want the Raven R1, so when you get your cash I'll hit you up for the bike!!!
Alright buddy, sounds good.

Anybody else want anything?
 

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Where do I start??

I want my car with all of the mods......
Ummmmmm a new bike.....
A new phone......
I think that's it?
 

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That's it really... That's too easy..
 

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Oh yea and I wanna move back home!
 

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Oh and of course a rock, a big one!!! :p
 

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Crack rock?
I would not know where 2 get that..
 

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Are you serious? You're in denial..... The first step to cleaning up is admitting you have a problem..... Say it with me "I am an addict"
 

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:( I am an addict...

Thank you, I need to get that out in the open.
 
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