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Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M

N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21

22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing

will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitud e will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

:drunk::lol: I was going to post this on RSW but they all know this already!
 

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haha true shit Rex.. damn Keith been blowing the wrong people all his life apparently!
 

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I am glad this is a math thread and not a spelling thread, I failed on the title!
 

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I first clicked the thread cause I thought it said meth heads and was curious wtf it was lol
 
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