[Johnvon the Dick]

from "n2s"

You guys know that I've become a pilot since I closed the shop.

This is the true events of my flying today.

I was hired to fly some Business/executive guys to Homestead (Near Miami) and then drive them to their meeting at a mall. I hung out at the mall at the food court and put on another 10-12 lbs, and then we rode back when they concluded their meeting.

As we're driving back, we get cut off in traffic by a Ford Explorer. It has a bumper sticker that says "Obama 08." The guys says, "Typical Obama supporter... Me, me, me." I replied, "I take it you're not a big Obama supporter." He says, "Don't get me started."

He pauses for a moment and then goes on..."Thanks to Obama's new tax strategy, I had to make some decisions because I am going to get pretty hard. There were only two choices, I had to raise my rates, or fire some employees. Well, I can't raise my rent because it's an already competitive market. So, I ran the numbers and I was forced to let 6 employees go. The problem was, which 6 employees? They're all pretty good and I don't really have a problem with any of them. It's hard to sit there and decide who has to go. So I made up my mind. I went out in the parking lot and picked out 6 random cars that had an Obama sticker. I fired those 6 people." My eyes lit up, "You're kidding me right?" He shook his head, "No, not at all. As far as I'm concerned, they created the problem by voting him in, they should be held accountable. They were desperate for change... Well, here's some change for you."

Can't help but laugh at this. I really like this guy. :lol::headbang:

 

[Pro_Street_Vega]

LOL

 

[Pro_Street_Vega]

Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'

The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?'

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, 'My treat.'

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there, Honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?'
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy
over there?'

The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt
the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For
your kindness, you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a
series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, 'Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability!'

 

[TwinTurboTRex]

That is some funny shit!

 

[slowLSx]

thats awesome lmao

 

[Yahtzee]

hahaha!!! Fuckers got what they deserved. fucking Democrats....

 

[SINISTER]

Hey Johnvon, you have all this hate for Obama but you didn't even vote for McCain.....hrmmm :confused5::shrug:

 

[Johnvon the Dick]

i did.

 

[predokk]

All this coming from someone who cant spell OBAMA right.

 

[JEWPRA]

funny story. Our business thinking about doing the same. go figure

 

[Barricade]

 

[WHTKNTE]

from "n2s"

You guys know that I've become a pilot since I closed the shop.

This is the true events of my flying today.

I was hired to fly some Business/executive guys to Homestead (Near Miami) and then drive them to their meeting at a mall. I hung out at the mall at the food court and put on another 10-12 lbs, and then we rode back when they concluded their meeting.

As we're driving back, we get cut off in traffic by a Ford Explorer. It has a bumper sticker that says "Obama 08." The guys says, "Typical Obama supporter... Me, me, me." I replied, "I take it you're not a big Obama supporter." He says, "Don't get me started."

He pauses for a moment and then goes on..."Thanks to Obama's new tax strategy, I had to make some decisions because I am going to get pretty hard. There were only two choices, I had to raise my rates, or fire some employees. Well, I can't raise my rent because it's an already competitive market. So, I ran the numbers and I was forced to let 6 employees go. The problem was, which 6 employees? They're all pretty good and I don't really have a problem with any of them. It's hard to sit there and decide who has to go. So I made up my mind. I went out in the parking lot and picked out 6 random cars that had an Obama sticker. I fired those 6 people." My eyes lit up, "You're kidding me right?" He shook his head, "No, not at all. As far as I'm concerned, they created the problem by voting him in, they should be held accountable. They were desperate for change... Well, here's some change for you."

Can't help but laugh at this. I really like this guy. :lol::headbang:

that is a great idea. i like that guy

Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'

The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?'

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, 'My treat.'

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there, Honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?'
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy
over there?'

The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Republican felt
the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out
the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For
your kindness, you are healed.' The Libertarian felt his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a
series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, 'Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability!'

lol hahah wow very very true indeed

 

[PUN1SHR]

Lol at Pro_Street_Vega's post.