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If you wanna vent about some deuche bag that can't drive or have a funny story of pissing someone off, post up here. This is Albuquerque and its full of idiots, I'm sure you all have some stories. I will start it off...

To the assholes that thought it was a good idea to do slow rolls on tramway, and hold up traffic...take it to mexico! Seriously no one wants to wait behind and watch you in your POS cars. And ya, i was in my gf's outback that passed you on the shoulder... then slowed down in front of YOU.

And to the civic si and scion tc racing on paseo through rush hour traffic... youre idiots. I hope you didn't mind when i slowed down, boxed you in, and ended the race. Take it somewhere else and at a better time. Or get a legit car, one that not only your sister thinks is fast, put some work into it, and race with the big boys.

Or how about the white impala weaving through traffic on the freeway. I was ready to speed up and move out of your way... until you started to tail gate me. At which point i slowed down to 65 and kept pace with the cars on either side of me. Bet that made your day, cause when you passed me flipping me off five minutes later, it sure made mine as i waved back.

Or the guy towing a trailer that decided to back into my car...on central. thank you for the new bumper sir. enough said.

And finally the genius in the blue miata. i came over the hill on holbrook (north of paseo), you looked at me, then you decided to go in front of me. you. decided. to. go. in. front. of. me. youre lucky i slammed on the brakes so fast, cause you barely cleared my bumper. how about you err on the side of caution and wait next time.
 

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Or how about the white impala weaving through traffic on the freeway. I was ready to speed up and move out of your way... until you started to tail gate me. At which point i slowed down to 65 and kept pace with the cars on either side of me. Bet that made your day, cause when you passed me flipping me off five minutes later, it sure made mine as i waved back.
:lol::lol::lol::beer: +HP to you sir for that one lol.
 

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WOW! Never a dull moment on the streets of Albuquerque.
 

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my turn.

cheers to you lady in the gold colored honda accord. every morning i watch you fly up on traffic in the fast lane on 550, only to shoot in front of someone at the last minute to jump onto 25 south. well, i got mine. that was me last week that baited you in as i saw you coming. then when you tried to cut in front of me, i pinned it and scared the shit out of you. the look on your face as i barely cleared your passenger door was priceless:lol: it was even better when you slipped in behind me. bet you were wondering what the hell that thing sticking up in my bed was. i decided to let you in on the action:beer: how did that huge cloud of soot taste that i coated your piece of shit with. maybe, just maybe, you'll think twice next time before trying to cut me off....i ain't ****in around. i just hit the skinny pedal for ramming speed:lol: i could give 2 shits about the paint on my bumper:popcorn:
 

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ya some of albuquerque drivers a bunch of omfg what ever you want to call them but not as bad as the ones in el paso espically the days when i was in the Army driving my 5 ton pulling a water buffalo behind me then you in your POS white honda accord decides to speed up from behind me to cut me off and then salm the brakes just to get off on the off ramp. Did you happen to notice when the air brakes locked up that my water buffalo was jumping around behind me and almost fliped ya **** thanks a lot. Sorry was just having an old flash back lol. STUPID TEXANS! no offence to you guys if from texas
 

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To the moron in the red POS camaro on eastbound I-40 this morning, glad you were able to squeeze through traffic on the shoulder, what did the State Police officer that stopped you think about your bright idea
 
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