1) Wrong year bike
2) I don't overestimate my abilities
3) I do boast about my riding skills because I do have those skills
4) No chrome on my bike or even anodized items at all
5) I wear protection but I am invincible anyway
6) "Extreme Riding".....I've been told that I know nothing about that type of riding.
7) I've only wrecked once and that was because of a fool pulling out in front of me.
8) "Squirrely kid"? I'm much too old to be considered a "kid".